Hex's Mess

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
shy-daredevil
tantive404

The Star Wars Original Trilogy is peak fiction because they took a fairy tale and set it in space, then they gave the princess in distress a GUN. But even better they gave her a sharp tongue and the power of revolution. They made the “dragon” a depressed cyborg father with asthma who doesn’t understand his own emotions and does murders because of it. And they made the knight a blond Barbie boy who attempts to solve problems with the power of love like he’s Sailor Moon or something.

And then they said, “oh yeah they’re all related btw. All the galaxy’s problems are this one family’s fault. Hope this helps 😘”

Anonymous asked:

Guess what i saw at toysrus! The wee teeny itty bitty playmobil Naruto figures. I didn't even know the series existed until i turned around and gasped when i saw the Naruto logo and then Kakashi and Sakura. And then i quadruple-the-intensely gasped when i saw Iruka!! Whomst I immediately and without fiscal hesitation snatched up. I LOVE HIIII! If i didn't need to still eat this month, I'd've gotten Kakashi too. Next month for sure! 💙

What is fiscal responsibility when faced with little Naruto toys?

rocketpunchhh
officialdamonalbarn

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

officialdamonalbarn

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THANK YOU

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hickeywiththegoodhair

somebody please explain

iamthecoffeebadger

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

iwilltrytobereasonable

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

caecilius-est-pater

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

crtter

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

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It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

midnightvoyager

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

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You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

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jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

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HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

queen-sammie

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

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anais-ninja-bitch

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

rocketpunchhh
noetikat

I'm a "multiple interpretations of a character are valid" person until I see an interpretation that explicitly contradicts canon and then I start chewing on the drywall.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Me: "they are fictional characters and you can have whatever thoughts or interpretations you like! You may be close to the creators intent, you may not! What does it matter! There is joy in the exploration alone"

Also me: blorbo would not fucking say that

animenutcase

“This character is multi-faceted and has many valid interpretations of them, but there are also aspects of them that are so set in stone that if you take them away, you’re basically talking about a totally different character.”

grimgrinningghoul

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